Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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