Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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