all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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