Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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