i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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