Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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