Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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