kristin has been a bad kristin
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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