yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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