My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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