Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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