I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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