maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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