How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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