Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
