I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
