Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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