he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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