We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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