I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
