I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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