too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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