it wasn't lemon gatorade
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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