Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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