She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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