brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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