my mouth tastes like poor choices
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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