Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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