They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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