My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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