Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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