Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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