Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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