His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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