Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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