I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Enjoy the penises
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
