I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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