The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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