I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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