I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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