I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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