You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
