Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
