I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
