Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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