i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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