Its about making memories worth repressing
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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