Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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