Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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