So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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