What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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