Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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