there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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