I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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