He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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